Bad TV Ads

The lamest and kitschiest local television ads from around the United States, hand-selected and delivered to your computer for some reason.
Feb 14
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NORFOLK, VIRGINIA — LOWELL “THE HAMMER” STANLEY

This site needs a good lawyer commercial, and so here’s Lowell “The Hammer” Stanley and his ridiculously hilarious green-screen footage of cars just getting demolished.

About half the footage is race car crashes, and there’s a couple out-of-focus shots of vehicles slamming into pedestrians. I guess in cases like those I would indeed deserve “100% OF ALL THE MONEY!”

Also, what’s up with the guy’s eyes being closed for about half the ad?