NORFOLK, VIRGINIA — LOWELL “THE HAMMER” STANLEY
This site needs a good lawyer commercial, and so here’s Lowell “The Hammer” Stanley and his ridiculously hilarious green-screen footage of cars just getting demolished.
About half the footage is race car crashes, and there’s a couple out-of-focus shots of vehicles slamming into pedestrians. I guess in cases like those I would indeed deserve “100% OF ALL THE MONEY!”
Also, what’s up with the guy’s eyes being closed for about half the ad?