HIGH POINT, NORTH CAROLINA — THE RED HOUSE FURNITURE AND APPLICANCE I feel that if I don’t buy something from these guys, it’s tantamount to peeing on Martin Luther King Jr.’s grave. It’s about damn time we had racially integrated furniture (though they’re strangely silent on how appropriate their furniture is for Asians and/or Pacific Islanders). But even if race didn’t come up one time in this ad, it’d still make this blog for the jingle singers and the awkward extended handshakes between Richard aka “Big Head”, “Ten Gauge” and their customers. (I’m scared to ask how “Ten Gauge” got his nickname). Find out more at MSNBC.com